Park Planning

Personalized Theme Park Vacation Planning Services

Want a way to access a wealth of vacation planning knowledge without wading through Seth's books? Looking for the ultimate in personalized attraction advice?

Seth is now available for hire to consult on your travel plans, and customize a individualized theme park vacation itinerary just for your family. Allow Seth to help you organize your vacation priorities and devise a plan that provides maximum fun and minimum waiting for your hard-earned travel dollars.

Seth is available to consult on your visit to any of the following destinations:

Central Florida

  • Walt Disney World
    • Magic Kingdom
    • Epcot
    • Disney's Hollywood Studios
    • Disney's Animal Kingdom
  • Universal Orlando
    • Universal Studios Florida
    • Islands of Adventure 
    • Volcano Bay
  • SeaWorld Orlando
  • Busch Gardens Tampa
  • Legoland Florida and Peppa Pig Theme Park
  • International Drive attractions
  • Local arts and cultural attractions
Anaheim/Los Angeles, California
  • Disneyland Resort
    • Disneyland Park
    • Disney California Adventure
  • Universal Studios Hollywood
  • Knott's Berry Farm
Here are a few of the things Seth can to do improve your theme park adventures:
  • Talk with you and your family in depth to discover out which attractions and amenities you'll enjoy the most, and which you should skip.
  • Give personalized advice on where to stay, what tickets to buy, and how to get around.
  • Create customized touring plans for each theme park you visit, guaranteed to get you on your favorite rides in the most efficient manner.
  • Teach you to take expert advantage of Genie+, single rider, and other line-skipping techniques.
  • Recommend "off the beaten track" local amusements and eateries (if you want to escape Mickey's clutches for a few hours).
Unfortunately, Seth can NOT do any of the following:
  • Drive your car, or transport you in his car (for insurance reasons).
  • Book your flights and hotel or sell you park tickets (but I can recommend a travel agent).
  • Accept any money from you while on Disney or Universal property (all financial transactions must take place outside the parks).
  • "Back door" you onto rides (using entrances prohibited to normal guests), take you through restricted cast-only "backstage areas", or otherwise provide benefits only available through park-employed "VIP" tour guides.
  • Help you violate any terms or conditions of your theme park admission, or violate any local or national laws.
Standard Rates:
  • $60 per hour/ 2 hour minimum for phone/online consultation)/ 4 hour minimum in person.
  • $60 Initial 1 hour consultation (via phone or Zoom)
  • Trip Planning (via phone/email): $125 per day for one park; $150 per day with parkhopping.
  • Additional charge for expedited plans if hired less than 60 days prior to arrival.

Your consultation will begin with a detailed survey to assess your personal vacation needs and desires.
Contact Seth at to begin planning your perfect theme park vacation today!